Everything that you didn't need to know

I'm an yaoi fangirl from Australia. That's most important, the second most important is that I'll feel the need to post things about my private life like the latest D&D campaign that I ruined. I like Black Butler, manga over anime, Coda the manga, cats, food, SnK, Hitman Reborn and Adekan so I'll probably love just about everything. I'm easy. I like to read a lot of fanfiction and will probably just rave on about a story or something eventually...

I realised part way writing my fanfic that for the ending of Harry Potter what I really wanted was for the Weasley twins to mentor under Snape and become potion masters then later work at Hogwarts teaching potions to the kids there so they would be those cool teachers that everyone loves and would prank everyone come April Fools’ or any other day really and still own their joke shop except they would know who exactly was skipping their class and get them back by poisoning them with non lethal potions and then tell them to go make the cure themselves to make up for the class time they missed.

But that will never happen and why couldn’t’ve they had mentored under Snape for potions?! Urgh.

Stupid brain making me upset over dead fictional characters.

kuriyuhma:

*slams fist on table* You think this anime is a fucking joke? 

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almostcrazycatlady98:

Cats being cats 

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fire-lark:

okay, I think I can sleep now.

I even smiled.

Signing out, guys.

avianawareness:

spicewitch:

toshio-the-starman:

onyx-san:

siddharthasmama:

angel-with-a-flower-crown:

maggiemunkee:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

that is one sadistic bird 

I am slightly afraid now.

I love birds?

African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors.

I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”.

Parrots are awesome.

IVE BEEN SAYING IT FOR YEARS BIRDS R FUCKED UP AND GONNA KILL US ALL WE NEED TO ALLY WITH THE DOLPHINS WHILE WE STILL CAN PEOPLE

Parrots rule all, submit to their glory, and you’ll be fine.

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fumichun:

Omedetou~

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boosozoku:

hellyeahbravery:

boosozoku:

hellyeahbravery:

Heterophobia is as bad as homophobia. Saying ‘fuck the skinny bitches’ is as bad as fatshaming. People are not defined by their gender, by the color of their skin or their body. Don’t categorize people.

lmaooooo

People think that skinny people have it easier and it’s okay to say that you don’t ‘like them because bones are for dogs’. Let me tell you, that hurts.

it keeps getting better

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koralenefrost:

thewalkingbioshock:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

These are my goals as a parent

Haha. I am this type of parent

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combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

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ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

fvanjik:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD
moment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics

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Why do they have to travel in… packs? And how are you supposed to get one on their own to ask them? 

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blackspinelli:

brownglucose:

Awesome!

I read that Senegal has also been declared Ebola free. This makes me so happy.

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ultimate-me:

Disturbing images in the middle of #Belgrade. Open your eyes, get informed and fight! #StopHumanTrafficking #RedCrossSavskiVenac #IWillNotBeSilenced #artforfreedom (at Zeleni venac)

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