I realised part way writing my fanfic that for the ending of Harry Potter what I really wanted was for the Weasley twins to mentor under Snape and become potion masters then later work at Hogwarts teaching potions to the kids there so they would be those cool teachers that everyone loves and would prank everyone come April Fools’ or any other day really and still own their joke shop except they would know who exactly was skipping their class and get them back by poisoning them with non lethal potions and then tell them to go make the cure themselves to make up for the class time they missed.
But that will never happen and why couldn’t’ve they had mentored under Snape for potions?! Urgh.
Stupid brain making me upset over dead fictional characters.
Heterophobia is as bad as homophobia. Saying ‘fuck the skinny bitches’ is as bad as fatshaming. People are not defined by their gender, by the color of their skin or their body. Don’t categorize people.
People think that skinny people have it easier and it’s okay to say that you don’t ‘like them because bones are for dogs’. Let me tell you, that hurts.
it keeps getting better
My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’
These are my goals as a parent
Haha. I am this type of parent