Everything that you didn't need to know

I'm an yaoi fangirl from Australia. That's most important, the second most important is that I'll feel the need to post things about my private life like the latest D&D campaign that I ruined. I like Black Butler, manga over anime, Coda the manga, cats, food, SnK, Hitman Reborn and Adekan so I'll probably love just about everything. I'm easy. I like to read a lot of fanfiction and will probably just rave on about a story or something eventually...

admiraloblivious:

truegryffindorforever:

urulokid:

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT JOHN RONALD REUEL TOLKIEN. BACK THE FUCK UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING JON SNOW HERE. LET ME TELL U A THING

JONNY T WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FANBOY TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LITERALLY THIS FUCKIN NERD WENT INTO WORLD WAR ONE AND WROTE NORSEFIC EDDA FANFIC IN THE TRENCHES AND SENT IT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS WHO WERE PRESUMABLY LIKE “JOHN WHAT THE FUCK”

BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE

HIS WIFE? MADE HER AND HIMSELF INTO SELF-INSERT OCS IN SAID FIC. ALSO MADE HIMSELF A TOTAL TYR SELF INSERT CHARACTER. ALL VERY DRAMATIC. KEPT WRITING THIS FIC UNTIL IT WAS HUGE. AFTER HE DIED HIS SON PUBLISHED IT AND CALLED IT THE SILMARILLION. JRR YOU FUCKIN NERD

WAIT I’M NOT FUCKING DONE YET. TREEBEARD? BASED THE WAY HE TALKED OF HIS OLD FRIEND JACK WHO YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW AS CS LEWIS. THAT’S RIGHT. THAT NARNIA MOTHERFUCKER. WROTE HIM INTO LORD OF THE RINGS AKA THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL OF HIS ORIGINAL FANFIC MASTERPIECE. CS LEWIS FUCKING HATED LORD OF THE RINGS. TOLKIEN FUCKING HATED NARNIA. BASICALLY THEY STARTED THE OXFORD PROFESSOR LIVEJOURNAL CLUB AND THEY FLAMED EACH OTHER’S SHIT RELENTLESSLY YET REMAINED BFFS

SHELOB? FUCKING TARANTULA BIT J-TIDDY ON THE FOOT WHEN HE WAS LIKE 3. WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS.

HIS AUNT’S HOUSE? NAMED BAG END. YEAH YOU GUESSED IT WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS

THIS FUCKING DORKUS SUPREME MADE UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. WAIT NO IM WRONG. HE MADE UP LIKE 80 LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS AND ALPHABETS AND SHIT 

BEST PART OF ALL?? HIS OWN LAST NAME, TOLKIEN, WAS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN “TOLKHUN” MEANING “FOOLHARDY”. DOES THAT RING A BELL TO ANYONE FAMILIAR TO LORD OF THE RINGS??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT PEREGRIN “PIPPIN” TOOK’S LIKE FUCKING CATCHPHRASE WAS “FOOL OF A TOOK”. TOLKIEN FIC’D HIS OWN FAMILIAL LINGUISTIC HISTORY INTO HIS WORK WHAT A DWEEB

IN 2008 HE RANKED 6TH ON A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BRITISH WRITERS SINCE 1945. HE WAS A PROFESSOR OF LANGUAGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFFY SHIT AT OXFORD

AND JRR TOLKIEN WAS THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER TO LIVE

THE END

^rotfl and reblogging again for that comment.

Life goals: Be As Dweeby As Tolkien.

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primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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avianawareness:

avianawareness:

PLEASE SHARE!

We’ve been getting calls from loving families falling on hard times with companion parrots in need of emergency care.

This puts us in a bind. We WANT birds to stay with the families that love them, but financially, we’ll go under if we said yes to everyone. That’s where you can help. 

Many of us know what it’s like to endure barren times financially. We’re hoping with your help, we can say to families enduring hardship, “Ok, send your bird over to our vet.”

Project Green Cross is derived from the American Red Cross, borrowing from their mission statement:

 ”No Feather Left Behind’s, Project Green Cross prevents and alleviates avian suffering in the face of emergencies by mobilizing the power of our veterinarians, volunteers, and the generosity of donors.”

To see updates on the birds we have helped, check out No Feather Left Behind’s Facebook page.  

Our vet partners are Backos Bird Clinic and Broward Avian & Exotic, FL.

Thank you!

Youcaring.com | DONATION PAGE

T^T Link fixed. TY. 

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thefinespine:

when ur friend invents a crack ship and u fall for it 

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niceisneat:

here’s a tip

if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink

respect it

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sarcasticsagittarius:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

five nights at australia 

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papajin:

””“interested in japanese culture”“” said the british man carrying around a samurai sword and ending people’s names with “-dono”

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savingcastiel:

I need to see more telekinesis from Cas. 

Because I’m too fucking bad ass to actually reach the 4 inches to physically turn it.

Because I’m too fucking bad ass to actually reach the 4 inches to physically turn it.

#Castiel: The Laziest Angel of the Garrison

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k17l53:

sugar-soul:

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Thanks satan.

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churchsext:

thelegendofsugarbear:

communistbakery:

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

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ulquiorrarekushia4:

The Free! fandom is one of those fandoms that figure out the big spoilers before even seeing them because they analyze every single thing from birds to light and dark in the water to the choice of a swimmer to use his right arm more often and rub his left like seriously guys calm down

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lolsomeone-actually:

cellardoornevermore:

argyleapple:


New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Oh my christ

Oh my CHRIS

lolsomeone-actually:

cellardoornevermore:

argyleapple:

New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Oh my christ

Oh my CHRIS

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mspbandj:

danimansutti:

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

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